my old man (poem)

my old man, he played one
he played nick-nack with my mum
with a nick-nack paddy-whack give the dog a bone
baby died before it ever got home

my old man, he played two
the baby's dead, so let's just screw
with a nick-nack paddy-whack give the dog a stick
my old man can't control his dick

my old man, he played three
wasn't enough they'd just had me
with a nick-nack paddy-whack throw the dog a ball
next one's out before the last learned to crawl

my old man he played four
these kids suck - let's make more
with a nick-nack paddy-whack give the dog a bone
my old man ran crying home